Everyone has “that friend” who you can only describe to other people as “they say and do whatever they want, whenever they want.”
This friend is usually a ton of fun to be around and is known for taking things to the extreme. They usually have asinine sayings that they live by which make perfect sense when you’re intoxicated, but as little sense as possible at all other times.
For me, this friend is a high school neighbor of mine from Las Vegas.
During the Nevada football team’s game against San Jose State on Saturday, my friend texted me moronic things such as, “Dude ur QB sucks!!! But dont worry, Im gonna enroll at UNR next year so u guys will be set for the next 4 yrs.”
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